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2010-06-23

Lifestyle of YOON......:P

This post is dedicated to all my friends who are with me here at IITB. I am going to write some words about every one of my friends (one at a time), but not in simple language....It will be in some programming language.

Let's start with ARPAN :

/*********YOON.C********/

#include <sitcoms.h>
#include <movies.h>
#include <sports.h>
#include <rafamania.h>
#define YOON ARPAN

never_return main(person name is YOON)
{
final static string conclusion;
final const bool change_statement = TRUE;
bool ravi_wake_up = true;
string time;

if(time == 6AM)
            go to bed and put alarm of 8AM;
            ravi_wake_up = false;
else
           if(time == 1PM && ravi_wake_up)
                     wake up and go for *****;
while(prison_break not finished)
          {
                 wait(friends_all_seasons);
                 wait(movies);
                 wait(lab_sessions@IITB);
          }
while(friends_all_seasons not finished)
         {
                 wait(movies);
                 request(any_new_suggestions_are_invited);
                 wait(lab_sessions@IITB);
          }
while( wimbledon_is_goin_on || football_world_cup_is_going_on)
         {
                 goto common_room;
         }
if(discussion_going_on)
                set(conclusion = TRUE);
if(time == 8AM)
               {
               do
                     {
                     start(alarm);
                     // put alarm on snooze
                     sleep_again();
                     }
                while(other_roommates_not_get_frustrated);
                }
if(own_statement_is_getting_wrong)
             generate_non_maskable_interrupt(change_statement);
}

//This code is currently in updation mode.....

4 comments:

  1. This is something that every engineer should learn from you to describe your every moment of life with others.

    Go on Dude.................

    Its really a good one that you posted currently.

    AWESOME

    ReplyDelete

Welcome!!

What is especially uncanny about this blog is that everything that I think is important is blogged about here, in language that seems to precisely reflect my own thinking. It’s like I am reading my own mind every time I compose a post. If you are me, I’m sure you will feel the same way. In the unlikely event that you are not me, there is still a chance that you will enjoy my blog. Who knows? (And Who isn’t telling, so you’d better check it out yourself.)”