COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONGS

# Local variable


Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,

pal do pal meri kahani hai

pal do pal meri hasti hai..


# Global variable


Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon

har ik pal meri kahani hai

har ik pal meri hasti hai


# Null pointers


Mera jeevan kora kagaz

kora hi reh gaya .


# Dangling pointers


Maut bhi aati nahi

jaan bhi jati nahin.


# Goto


Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

Na woh samajh sake na hum


# Two Recursive functions calling each other


Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

Pehle tum, pehle tum.


# The debugger


Jab koi baat bigad jaye

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.



# From C to Java


Yeh haseen vaadiyan

Yeh khula asmaan

Aa gaye hum kahan

Wo mere sajana !




# Untrackable bug


Aye ajnabi
Tu bhi kabhi
Aavaj de kahi se...!!

ज़िन्दगी की राह मे.......

ज़िन्दगी की राह में आगे बढ़ते जाना है,
कही दुखों का पहाड़ तो कही खुशियों का खजाना है |

चाहें आए राह में कितनी भी कठिनाईयाँ ,
आए भले ही हिमालय सी परेशानियाँ,
एवरेस्ट को चीर कर खुद को राह बताना है,
ज़िन्दगी की राह में आगे बढ़ते जाना है |

जैसे भँवरा होता कली के लिए दीवाना है,
जैसे पतंगा होता रोशनी के लिए परवाना है,
वैसे ही आज फिर तुझे अपनी बात का लोहा मनवाना है,
ज़िन्दगी की राह में आगे बढ़ते जाना है |

आज है फिर इम्तिहान की घड़ी,
जोड़ दे सफलता की एक और कड़ी,
विफलता को अपने इरादों से दूर भगाना है,
ज़िन्दगी की राह में आगे बढ़ते जाना है |

साक्षात्कार की असफलता.....

ज़िन्दगी के उतार-चढ़ावों में ,
कहीं चंचलता तो कहीं शिथिलता है,
आखिर क्यों तू हाथ धरे बैठा,
क्या तेरे मन की विवशता है ?

आज डूबा है सूरज तो कल फिर से उगेगा,
तेरे भाग्य का चक्र जल्दी ही फिर से चलेगा,
दुःख है पहाड़ सा तो सुख भी मोम की तरह पिघलता है,
आखिर क्या तेरे मन की विवशता है ?

मेरे दुःख का कारण साक्षात्कार की असफलता है ,
क्या मेरे कर्मों की यही परिणीता है ?

हे मानव ! क्या होगा अब पश्चाताप से,
जब अकबर भी हारा राणा प्रताप से,
अब एक ही उपाय है तेरे दुःख का,
कर ले तू साक्षात्कार अपने आप से,
कर ले तू साक्षात्कार अपने आप से |

Lifestyle of YOON......:P

This post is dedicated to all my friends who are with me here at IITB. I am going to write some words about every one of my friends (one at a time), but not in simple language....It will be in some programming language.

Let's start with ARPAN :

/*********YOON.C********/

#include <sitcoms.h>
#include <movies.h>
#include <sports.h>
#include <rafamania.h>
#define YOON ARPAN

never_return main(person name is YOON)
{
final static string conclusion;
final const bool change_statement = TRUE;
bool ravi_wake_up = true;
string time;

if(time == 6AM)
            go to bed and put alarm of 8AM;
            ravi_wake_up = false;
else
           if(time == 1PM && ravi_wake_up)
                     wake up and go for *****;
while(prison_break not finished)
          {
                 wait(friends_all_seasons);
                 wait(movies);
                 wait(lab_sessions@IITB);
          }
while(friends_all_seasons not finished)
         {
                 wait(movies);
                 request(any_new_suggestions_are_invited);
                 wait(lab_sessions@IITB);
          }
while( wimbledon_is_goin_on || football_world_cup_is_going_on)
         {
                 goto common_room;
         }
if(discussion_going_on)
                set(conclusion = TRUE);
if(time == 8AM)
               {
               do
                     {
                     start(alarm);
                     // put alarm on snooze
                     sleep_again();
                     }
                while(other_roommates_not_get_frustrated);
                }
if(own_statement_is_getting_wrong)
             generate_non_maskable_interrupt(change_statement);
}

//This code is currently in updation mode.....

Summer Intern'10....PART 3

Hmm.....so friends it has been a long time since my last post...and during this time again I came across a lot of things....like the secrets of some of my friends...meeting my old friend.....the dark night....the love of mumma.....the increasing pressure of work....MY BECHARA CHARGER......a trip to SILVASSA....n of-course RAIN...RAIN....RAIN....

So one day we all were sitting in my room just discussing about our past life, one of us told about his 2 EXTRA-ORDINARY REAL LIFE TALES.....I was surprised after hearing that...but yeah that thing reminded me to become more amiable towards him....:P.....and at the time of writing this post that person became like a one...who forgets everything...like LAPTOP KA CHARGER LAGA K SWITCH ON KARNA BHOOL JANA...n KAN MAI EAR FONE LAGA K LAPTOP MAI PIN LAGANA BHOOLNA....ab kya bolu...thoda pagla sa gaya hai.

In these days I met my old friend after 6 months and we had a lot of CHAT about the things that happened with us during this period and also he went to my hometown just a few days ago and my MUMMA gave him a lot of KHANA STUFF which gave me a feel of HOME in MUMBAI....vo GHAR KI NAMKEEN n BESAN KI CHAKKI....I can't forget that. And one secret thing that I want to share with you is the night, when I was at my friend's home..at IITB lights were gone at 11PM till 5AM and all of my friends were struggling with MACHCHAR's all the night...as soon as I came to know this I thought that OMG I am very lucky...and when I came to my room in IITB the condition of my friends was saying that they had a battle last night...:P..(sorry my friends but kya karu...jo sahi hai vo to likhna padega na).

As the days were going the pressure of work was increasing as we have to be ready with our proper RUNNING CODE till 20th June...and before that we prepared the SRS (Software Requirement Specification) and SDS (Software Design Specification). I was involved in that stuff for the first time in my career and I learned a lot from it. Really it is a good approach for any project to prepare SRS and SDS before going for coding part. And after that everyone started concentrating on Coding part in such a way that It spoiled our daily routine...everyone of us has started working till 5-6AM in morning and then go to bed and wake up till 1-2PM and then came to know that ohh...we missed the breakfast and lunch. That gives us a feeling that yeah we are working...:P. I am thinking that as someone said "At the end of the day the winner is the person who worked hard the entire day." But for us It should be like this "At the start of the day the winner is the person who worked hard the entire night".

So as the work was in progress I had a fight with my charger too as the battery backup of my laptop is zero and my charger stopped working so I have to make a temporary arrangement of charger by using DILIP's and PIYUSH's charger and piyush also cheated me using this as whenever he wants me to do something he says "JALDI KAR VARNA CHARGER NIKAL DUNGA". But finally my charger was repaired and I get rid off that PIYUSH's CHAALBAJI. But "CHAR DIN KI CHAANDNI FIR ANDHERI RAAT", after some days my laptop started giving some error like NO BOOTABLE DEVICE but after a night It started working fine automatically.

Lot's of work and difficulties in the last 15 days but in those days we enjoyed a lot as we went for "GO KARTING" and that was really awesome. Although I was at last position but It was really nice to drive that racing car. I also went to SILVASSA to meet my BHAIYA. After changing trains and buses I finally reached at VAPI STATION where my bhaiya was waiting for me with his family. I enjoyed a lot at my bhaiya's home....mainly the KARAOKE...where you can sing a song and get the results on the TV...I was not a bad singer as I got 75 out of 100 points. I had returned from there after a night's stay.

Then on next weekend we went for JUHU BEACH and enjoyed a lot. Although some of my friends were busy on phone(cant write the name here....you can guess) but then also It was great to feel the waves...VO LEHRON KA PAAVON KO TOUCH KARNA and FIR VO MITTI KA VAPAS LEHRO K SATH JANA was really enjoyable and after that vo JUHU KA ICE KA GOLA.....mmmuuuummmmaaahhh....I cant describe that in words ..... fir uske baad we visited one of the biggest mall in AAMCHI MUMBAI the PHOENIX mall...was great. Ohh...I forgot to mention one more thing the BHINDI KI SABJI at one restaurant...yar kya hi kahu...GHAR ki yaad dila di....and haan now a days some of my friends(VINAY. LUCKY, 103GB) are on a visit to BANGLORE on the behalf of college expenses...congrats to all of them.

Finally It is 21st of June right now and most probably our prof. will be at Mumbai airport right now as he is returning from USA after 15 days and surely he will meet all the teams within 1 or 2 days but nothing to worry as we all are ready with our CODE and some of us does extra effort also so that will be a great thing for us. Now I am waiting for the next weekend as our prof. may give a big surprise to us. HOPING FOR THE BEST AND LEAVE THE REST.......